WHO ARE YOU?
I’m Chris. My name’s real big on the site up there. Why would you even ask that?
SORRY. YOU’RE NOT SEEING ME AT MY BEST TODAY.
I’ll try to overlook it.
WHAT’S UP WITH YOU, THEN?
Well, by day I’m a videogame director. Or designer. Or producer. Depends what hat I happen to be wearing that day.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A HORRIBLE WAY TO DETERMINE WORK ROLES. LIKE, WHAT IF SOMEONE STOLE ONE OF THOSE HATS?
I’d… go to the idiom store and get another? Ok, anyway, I’ve made a lot of games, for cool companies like [adult swim]. Kongregate, Break Media and Majesco.
WHERE ARE YOU WORKING NOW?
Uh… nowhere at the moment. Freelancing. Get off my back, man! (But if you’re a cool videogame company, here’s my LinkedIn.)
SORRY! GRUMPY! WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING?
I’m also a writer. I’ve got one book available now and I’m writing the sequel.
COOL. WELL, I’M LATE FOR THIS THING I SAID I’D DO.
Oh. Done already?
I MEAN, I TOLD THIS GUY I’D HELP HIM MOVE… HE’S… WELL, HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED HIM, AND I FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY.
Right. Anyway, if anyone wants to contact me, I can be reached at chris at chrispasley dot com. Drop me a line!